The Buddha and the Bee

The Buddha and the Bee: Biking through America’s Forgotten Roadways on a Journey of Discovery

by Cory Mortensen

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GENRE: Memoir

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BLURB:

Life-Changing Journey…

…But this is NOT a typical blah-blah-blah memoir

Planning is for sissies. A solo bike ride across the country will be filled with sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, and 80 degree temps every day, right? Not so much. The Great Plains, Rocky Mountains, an alkaline desert, and the Sierra Nevadas lay miles and days ahead. Disappointment with unrealized potential, and the thirst for what’s next drew farther away in the rotating wide-angle shockproof convex rear-view mirror.

“I will ride my bike down a never-ending ribbon of asphalt wearing a backpack.”

Cory Mortensen began his bike ride across the United States from Chaska, Minnesota, to Truckee, California, without a route, a timeline, or proper equipment. Along the way, he gained more than technical skills required for a ride that would test every fiber of his physical being and mental toughness. Ride along as he meets “unusual” characters, dangerous animals, and sweet little old ladies with a serious vendetta for strangers in their town.

Humor ■ Insight ■ Adventure ■ Gratitude ■ Peace

From long stretches of road ending in a vanishing point at the distant horizon, to stunning vistas, terrifying close calls, grueling conditions, failed equipment, and joyous milestones he stayed the course and gained an appreciation for the beauty of the land, the genius of engineering and marvel of nature.

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Excerpt:

DAY TWENTY-FOUR           

It seemed as if I was the only person on this road. I saw no cars, no trucks. I didn’t even see an airplane or contrail. The human race could have been completely wiped out, and I wouldn’t know it, just like I didn’t know what was going on back east a few days ago. As far as I knew, it was just me and the clerk at the Maybell General Store. My situation could be worse. Juliane Koepcke was seventeen years old when, on Dec 24, 1971, the Lockheed Electra OB-R-941 commercial airliner the she was a passenger on was struck by light- ning. The plane immediately broke up in the air. Still strapped to her seat, she fell two miles into the jungle. She survived the fall, with a broken collarbone, a gash on her arm that would eventually become infested with worms, and her right eye swollen shut. She spent ten days alone in the Amazonian rainforest, following a stream, wading through knee-deep water, until eventually she came across a group of fishermen. After two weeks spent recovering, she led a search party back into the jungle to locate the crash, ultimately finding her mother’s body.

And here I thought I was having a bad day.

Fighting the headwind, I occasionally took time to stop and stare at the road as it vanished into the horizon. I had been biking for forty minutes and gone only five miles.

I hoped to see a town, a house, a billboard—anything that showed signs of human life—but it was just me and the road and a rather large coyote.

“Coyote?!”

A coyote stood across the road, looking directly at me.

I had some important questions. What was I supposed to do when I came across a coyote? Were they aggressive? Did they attack humans? Were they fast? Could I out-pedal him? Not with this headwind. He could catch me without even having to run.

In the lore of Indigenous Americans, the coyote was many things. To some tribes, it was a hero who created, taught, and helped humans; to others, a warning of negative behaviors like greed and arrogance; still others looked at the coyote as a trickster who lacked wisdom—he got into lots of trouble, but was clever enough to get out of it.

This part of North America was home to the Snake Indians. The Snake Indians were made up of the Northern Paiute, Bannock, and Shoshone. The Bannock believed the coyote came to help and did good deeds for the people.

I looked west and so did the coyote. I looked back at the coyote, he back at me, and then he looked west again and bobbed his head, as if to say, “Let’s go.”

I started pedaling. The headwind continued; my coyote com- panion making everything a bit surreal. He was now part of my journey. I put off any thoughts of him being an adversary. He was helping me get through the day.

“You live around here?” I asked the coyote. The coyote gave no answer.

“You have family? Wife? Kids?” Still no answer.

“Do you know if there is a good restaurant in Dinosaur? I’m really hungry.”

Nothing. He could only be of so much help, I guess.

We moved together along Victory Highway, fighting the wind.

Over the next few miles, I watched him as he pranced over the mounds along the highway. He’d stop and wait for me when he got too far ahead, then would continue once I caught up. I was no longer thinking about the wind or the heat or the bumpy road. I thought about the people who had lived along the Yampa River. Ruins of the Fremont people dated back as far as 1500 BC. Their petroglyphs told their stories. The Snake, Ute, and Navajo came after the Fremont and made the land their new home.

Later came the cowboys. Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch, Matt Warner, and Isom Dart all traveled this route when it was just a dusty horse trail, known as the Outlaw Trail.

And as I rode along with my coyote and wistful thoughts, there it was: the all too familiar sound of ninety-five pounds-per-square- inch of air leaving my rear tyre.

The coyote heard it, too. Perhaps the sound startled him, per- haps it let him know dinner was ready. I looked down at my tyre and then at him. His body was turned, now facing me. I felt like perhaps our relationship had changed without my input. I thought back to lunch with my dad, when he asked if I was bringing a gun for protection. Then I looked at my flat tyre.

I took the pack off the bike, flipped the bike upside down to remove the rear wheel, and started removing the tyre and replacing the tube, as fast as I could. I looked up to see what the coyote was doing, but he was gone, vanished. I was relieved but also sad, as I was once again alone.

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An Interview with the Author:

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?  

Mint chocolate chip from Baskin Robbins. On a sugar cone.

Which mythological creature are you most like? 

The Phoenix. To cyclically regenerate after dying in flames before being reborn. I think that is the Saturn returns story in all our lives. In my lifetime I feel I have had many lives, recreating myself, in most cases to be better than the previous life. One life, many re-incarnations.

First book you remember making an indelible impression on you. 

On the Road – Jack Kerouac

I was born to roam and I really dove into the random, free-flowing process of Dada poems. I took pen to paper and wrote poems in that sort of organic randomness. 

As a gift, a mentor bought me On the Road when I was 23. It was like a Dada poem that flowed “all in one breath”, while making sense. His invention of words like lackadaddy and use of un-used words like lugubriously and hincty I found to be a fascinating way to perhaps hide insecurities or impress the reader.

Then there was the story. A roadtrip, heart break, happiness, growth, drugs, love, sex, poverty… Sal Paradise.

It wasn’t just the book, it was how it was created that really knocked this book out of the park for me. It is rumored that Kerouac created a 100’+ roll of paper, fed it into the typewriter and typed 100 words per minute for three weeks. The scroll was created as to not interrupt his flow by having to replace sheets of paper. 

Describe your writing space. 

I have two spaces at home that I like to work at. My office and the upstairs great room.

My office is a 12×14 room, painted Blue Note from Benjamin Moore with white trim. In one corner: a Wagner Shell Chair, an old spittoon sits in another corner, a black Dyson fan in the third corner, the fourth corner is empty. A model of a Northwest Airlines 747 sits on a small table behind my Airia Desk which is paired with an old Danish design antique chair. Atop my desk is a second monitor, iPhone charging stand and a Tissot watch that I bought in Switzerland in 1997 – otherwise the desk remains uncluttered. I used to be very cluttered, we are talking Einstein’s desk cluttered. Now I do not like clutter.

Upstairs great room is 40’x40’ and filled with light. East wall has two massive 6’x8’ windows, the south wall is a 30’ long 8’ high sliding glass wall that opens to the pool and the west side has an open galley kitchen with a 12’ long arcadia door that opens to a side deck. Vaulted ceiling and loud music.

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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

Cory Mortensen has ridden his collection of bicycles over a million miles of asphalt, dirt, mud, and backroads. In addition to the cross-country journey detailed in this book, he has traveled to over fifty-five countries, cycled from Minneapolis to Colorado solo to raise money for children born with congenital heart defects. He’s completed sixteen marathons on five continents, and survived three days of running with the bulls in Spain.

Cory is a certified Advanced PADI diver, and has enjoyed taking in life under the waves in locations all over the world. In 2003, he took time off from roaming, and accidentally started and built a company which he sold in 2013. That same year he married his best friend and explored the state of Texas for two years. The couple sold everything they owned, jumped on a plane to Ecuador and volunteered, trekked, and explored South America for sixteen months before returning to Phoenix, Arizona, where he works as a consultant and is soon to be a bestselling author.

The Buddha and the Bee is his first memoir in which he shares how a two month leave of absence redefined his life’s trajectory of sitting behind a desk and his decision to break society’s chains so he could live life on his terms.

Website: www.TheBuddhaAndTheBee.com

Twitter: www.twitter.com/BuddhaAndTheBee

Facebook: www.facebook.com/CoryMortensenAuthor

Instagram: www.instagram.com/CoryMortensenAuthor/

Buy the book links

Amazon           Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Buddha-Bee-Cory-Mortensen/dp/1735498114

                        Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1735498122

                        Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08FLLBBP9

Indiebound      Hardcover: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781735498119

                        Paperback: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781735498126

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